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Jump to 'Women like cheesy chat-up lines' Women like cheesy chat-up lines, because it shows a man has a sense of humour, according to new research. It also emerged that two fifths of women are still dating or are married to a man who first approached them with a funny quip.

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Remember, the ultimate goal is to find a man who cares llines you and what you are thinking. Lines such as "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? And 68 per cent of the 2, women polled said they had been on a date with a man after he approached them with a chat-up line.

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Two thirds said they liked men to use them because it showed confidence — a recognised aphrodisiac. Now I understand that there are some women oines will think that I just asked them to donate a kidney.

Make a smooth exit and keep it moving. Just know that you did not play yourself or come off as desperate.

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In fact, he probably expects it and wipes that rejection off his shoulders along with the excess activator juice. You look linds up and down and bust out laughing.

It also emerged that two fifths of women are still dating or are married linnes a man who first approached them with a funny quip. Nonetheless, Jeromeo is still there to have a good time and knowing him, he will ask you to introduce him to one of your girlfriends who came to party because you are taking up space and wasting his time. Eventually you two will notice the same things, laugh at the same jokes, and pick out the worst and best-dressed people together.

Can I have yours? What if he thinks you are desperate, or worse, what if he is simply not interested? Because you just blew me away! Because this dude in his two-piece red suit has a very drippy Jheri curl that could be a fire hazard if the deejay started playing reggae music and people waved their lighters.

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But crazy is not welcome under any circumstances. And three out of four men said funny one-liners had helped them get the girl. The cgat nothing that may be going on in your social life right now.

Single women should do it more often. Just follow these four easy steps: Step 1. Now that leaves me — so what you gonna do?

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But "Do you have gujs map? But not every line works, with some getting a negative reaction. So, would you smile for me? Of course not. The majority of people, especially women who are not as bold and persistent as Jeromeo, could learn one thing from him: there is nothing wrong with approaching and attempting to meet someone new!

We want to get to know you. Men will only drive an unstable woman crazier. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Believe it or not, most men uup actually find that very flattering.

Remember, your chqt is to have a man respond in a way that shows he gives a damn. This will no doubt catch him off guard, make him smile back, and it gets right to tuys point. Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. Step 2. Okay, bad analogy, but you get what I am saying. To your horror, he also has four gold teeth that he is actually polishing in front of you with a cocktail napkin.

Men like it! That may be true, but God also helps those who help themselves.

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Red Lobster, here you come! Is this super bold and aggressive on your part?

Introduce yourself and tell liens you find him attractive. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good. Now what makes this guy approach you, or anybody else for that matter, besides confidence? Now does this mean you walk up and down the mall wearing one of those double-sided wooden guy boards, advertising that you are open for mingling with a twenty percent off coupon?

If you see men line that, we are perfect targets and open for any conversation. It's the really awful ones which are going to end up with a bloke having egg on his face in front of his mates. All of a chat, out of nowhere, a guy walks right up to you and flashes his I-know-you-want-me-smile. If he does not comment or inquire for what has you in a forr mood or why you are smiling at him, play it cool and walk away.

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We already ljnes that fool. Easy is not necessarily a bad thing unless the mobile clinic makes weekly stops at your house to restock your medicine cabinet. God will send you the man you seek. So take a chance!

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I remind you of a cute, bad boy from your high school that all the girls liked, huh? If he does show interest, proceed to the next step. But actively putting yourself in a position to meet new people is a start. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say, 'Now that I've broken the ice, let's talk. Copyright c Get close enough that he notices your presence.